Why Does That Penis Have a Parachute

(Originally recorded 03.25.26)

Sponsored, in part, by painter's tape

It's Opening Day of the 2026 MLB season, so we decided this would be our annual baseball show.

And, I mean we jumped right into it.

First up?  How about a deep dive on the new teams and/or logos for Copa de la Diversion?

What to do after a lengthy dissection of secondary minor league team logos?

How about:

• Revisiting our professional baseball relegation idea to reset it for the new season.  That's a good thing for the Nashville Sounds.  Less so for the Colorado Rockies.
• Bruce updates his Jason Statham journey.
• Paying the bills
• Picking project names
• The Grateful Dead
• Cacophonous jams
• The bawdy court
• Stephe finally sees Sinners
• Trolling Skeeter

And, of course, we finished up with a round of "What's on Your Desk?"