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Never Make Fun of the Resident aka Tears in the Rain

Originally recorded 9/14/22
It's been a couple of weeks and the boys had a chance to cool their jets a little bit.
So, if we didn't go political, what did we talk about?
How about:
CPAPs
Thor:  Love and Thunder
The current state of AEW
The need to bring back territorial wrestling
Welcome to Wrexham
Bringing relegation to US sports
Harley Quinn
Batman:  The Brave and the Bold
personal grooming
General MCU chat
The joy of sports suites
Toy purges
Panning for Legos
We also ended the show with some really weird and, frankly, pretty hilarious Scooby Doo takes.  Stick around until the end.
Enjoy.

I’ve Never Seen Such Beautiful Treason

Originally recorded on August 28, 2022
The boys take a decidedly uncharacteristic political spin on this one.  Like it or not, they've got opinions on current events.
They also discuss:
Harley Quinn
AEW
Stupid stickers
Key West
High school civics
The Old Man and the Sea
The finale of Better Call Saul
House of the Dragon
The Resort
We play a round of what's on Bruce's desk (Minor Threats & Survival Street)
And finally, we learn that Stephe doesn't know how to buy women's clothes.  Make of that what you will.

Snakebit From the Start aka Asshats Are International

Originally Recorded 8/11/22
The boys are back from SDCC and a round of COVID and here's what is on their minds:
SDCC
Free posters at SDCC
COVID quarantine
COVID viewing
Harley Quinn on HBO Max
Brooklyn 99
Nash Bridges
Better Call Saul
The Frog of Thunder
Streamyard
What's on Bruce's desk?  Abdullah the Butcher
GTA stories

Did You Bo Jackson That Shit aka the Garth Ennis Conversion

Originally Recorded 7/14/22
Tonight the boys are giddy about their impending trip to Comic-Con in San Diego.  There's lots of SDCC chatter.
Did we talk about anything else?
Why of course we did.
Poker and Bruce Springsteen
Stephe's Horrible Terrible No Good Very Bad Day
The Boys
Garth Ennis
Levels of Geekdom
Baul Four
What's on Stephe's desk
Meeting Mojo and the Predator
Better Call Saul
See you in California next week kids.

Speaking of Space Invaders

Originally recorded 6/23/22
Welcome to Herogasm week kids.
This week's episode is a bit shorter than usual, owing mainly to Bruce being sickly.  That being the case we still managed to pack a fair amount of stuff into a short period of time.
What kind of stuff?
Glad you asked.  We discussed:
The Boys (comic and television)
Ode to Billy Joe (song and movie)
Carter Country
Matlock (no idea)
The USFL
Football for a Buck
The Battered Bastards of Baseball
MLB's City Connect uniforms
Boba Fett
And, we finally dipped our toes into the Multiverse of Madness.
Enjoy.

It Depends on How You Top Your Salad Really...Now with More Cha Cha

Originally recorded 6/8/22
After a Robert Urich induced hiatus the boys are back with another episode of SlurpToast goodness.
The countdown to SDCC begins in earnest with this episode, but that wasn't all that was discussed.
There was also:
Stephe still hasn't seen Dr. Strange
Ms. Marvel
Black Adam
Thor
Thoughts on things being woke
Toxic fandom
Glorious Trash
Black Samurai
The mid-career films of Sylvester Stallone
Donna Pescow and the one-named female-driven sitcoms of the 70s
Lumber jokes
Game of Thrones
The possibility of a Dennis Miller bobblehead...babe
Then we played a rousing game of "What's on Your Desk?"
Dr. Zaius for the win.

One Whiff of Shreveport aka Kaiju Over Cairo aka Just Let the Chick Drive the Boat

Recorded 5/12/22
In this episode, the boys show off a remarkable off-the-cuff knowledge about the career of Robert Uhrich.  It started with a Turk-182 reference and rolled on from there, just like Dan Tanna's Caddy convertible.
Sorry, doing it again.
Other topics discussed include:
Bruce's crazy week
Stephe's adventures with multi-factor identification
Moon Knight (duh)
Living the CPAP life
Voir Dire
Brushes with the legal system
Hallmark's Dream Book
Strange New Worlds
Other things Star Trek
Ranking the Disney+ MCU shows
Vega$
The newly announced Spinal Tap sequel
And we ended with What's on Stephe's desk.
But seriously, the Uhrich talk...phenomenal.

I’ll See Your Boxleitner and Raise You a Willis

We are 2/3 of the way through the Disney+ Moon Knight series and we've got thoughts...lots and lots of thoughts.  Why do we have so many thoughts about Moon Knight.  Maybe we should spend a whole show on just that.
This, however, is not that show.
Instead, we talk about things like:
Kansas City's Planet ComiCon
house painting
sooo many shades of white
our desire to have Donald Westlake (RIP) write Moon Knight
television shows designed to fill the nation's Raider of the Lost Ark gap in the early 80s
Seagram's Golden Wine Coolers
Bruce's idea for the TFL
Doctor Who
Better Call Saul
Steve's addiction to Star Trek ship porn
We also unbox a cool Gorilla Grodd that Stephe sent to Bruce
And, of course, we check in with Connor for an updated count.  I feel like we need a tote board.
Enjoy.