SlurpToast

A podcast featuring a pair of lifelong Gen X friends riffing on life in all of its permutations
A podcast featuring a pair of lifelong Gen X friends riffing on life in all of its permutations
Episodes
Episodes



Feb 11, 2026
Does That Make Captain Stubing God?
Feb 11, 2026
Feb 11, 2026
2 hr 1 min
Originally recorded 02.05.26
Well, we did it! We made it to 100.
A full C-Note of Bruce and Stephe rambling about things X and geeky.
And, tonight, on our very special DOUBLE SIZED centennial episode, we finally land our white whale.
We finally have the up-and-coming HUNTER ROBERTS on the show.
Hunter gladly explains Taylor Swift to us in a manner we can understand.
We talk Oscars.
We talk Scream.
We talk Disney After Dark.
We talk the art and science of stand up comedy.
Hell, we even talk Love Boat with a millennial. He gets us.
Of course, we play what's on your desk. Hunter has lots to contribute.
Just in case you were wondering, there is, in fact, MORE Eternals talk.
Strap in, this is a good one.
Feb 11, 2026
2 hr 1 min



Dec 17, 2025
Way Up Firm and High
Dec 17, 2025
Dec 17, 2025
1 hr 21 min
(Originally recorded 12/17/25)
It's our last podcast of 2025 and its a big one.
Episode 99!
Our first episode of 2026 will be #100.
But before we get to that milestone, we've got a full show for you tonight.
We discuss:
Stephe's mail issues
The problem with Twitter (or as Bruce calls it TwiX)
Elon Musk
Getting the wrong message from The Terminator
Stephe has finally seen Superman. We discuss
Is Bruce a pop culture sexist?
Chicken Devil or is it Devil Chicken?
Fun with Zoom calls
The death of Rob Reiner
Stephe's War over WaWa
Bruce plugged his radio show on KWVH.
We did a final batch of follows for the year. Those included:
Twintourgolf
Lorendigiori
Chefreactions
Justus_reed
Jourdainfisher
_Brett.michaels
Aryahungry_
Senseiseagal1983
Thisismatttaylor
insaneshayne1
We also had a lengthy discussion about the potential animation and philosophical possibilities of DC's Metal Men. Serious, there was lengthy Metal Men talk.
And, of course, we finished up with a round of "What's on Your Desk?"
Happy Holidays everyone! We'll see you in 2026.
Dec 17, 2025
1 hr 21 min



Dec 4, 2025
Deconstructing The Christmas Contract
Dec 4, 2025
Dec 4, 2025
1 hr 17 min
(Originally recorded 11/19/25)
This was the only episode of November. This time it was by design.
Bruce opened the show by talking briefly about the Kurt Busiek/George Perez run on the Avengers. Yeah, 20+ year old comic book talk.
Then we discussed the Tovala cooking system.
What'else?
How about:
Trying to figure out how many times Stephe has broken his nose
Cooking with the boys
Funko financials
Gamestop's trade in day
But we spent the majority of the podcast on what can only be considered a fools' errand.
We both watched and discussed the 2018 Lifetime Christmas movie, The Christmas Contract.
It was filmed in and around Lafayette, Louisiana so we thought we would be okay.
Oh, the things we do for this show.
We ended things with a rousing round of "What's on Your Desk?"
But it just wasn't enough to get rid of the Lifetime stench.
Dec 4, 2025
1 hr 17 min



Nov 2, 2025
Snellshocked
Nov 2, 2025
Nov 2, 2025
1 hr 9 min
(Originally recorded 10/30/25)
Hey, we actually got three episodes in this month. Good for us!
This episode's burning question is whether or not Stephe washed his hair today.
He did assist with a 9-1-1 call at his office. He's a hero.
Bruce turned that moving story into a reason to start popping of Ric Flair quotes.
We discussed the World Series. This was right after the 18 inning game in the 2025 Series for the sake of posterity.
You're welcome posterity.
There's a brief conversation about the Panama Jack craze that swept Lafayette, Louisiana in the early 80s because Bruce was wearing a Panama Jack shirt.
We then, once again, get on a Smokey and the Bandit riff. That movie was apparently far more instrumental in our lives than we knew.
What if Big Enos ran Fantasy Island?
All I wrote was JD Vance so this must be the political portion of the show.
Bruce proposed that Arch Manning should have registered as Chad Powers at UT.
What else?
These things:
Jack Tracker
Night Court: SVU
Rob Zombie
Busty's
We Both Hate Pumpkin Carving
Can we get gutless pumpkins?
And, of course, there was a round of "What's on Your Desk?"
Nov 2, 2025
1 hr 9 min



Nov 2, 2025
Present the Bjorn Egg
Nov 2, 2025
Nov 2, 2025
1 hr 9 min
(Originally recorded 10/15/25)
On this episode we celebrate Stephe's birthday.
How do we celebrate it?
Well, we celebrate by Bruce ranting against a number of pop culture topics.
Which ones?
How about James Gunn and Grant Morrison?
Those big enough targets for you?
Stephe finally saw Superman so we talk about that. Ties in to the whole James Gunn of it all.
We discuss ways to get Joey Breaux out of our social feeds.
Bruce recommends King of Spies by Mark Millar.
Then we go into a lengthy discussion of Stephe's recent 40th high school reunion even though he didn't attend.
It's the SlurpToast way.
And, of course, we played "What's on Your Desk?"
Nov 2, 2025
1 hr 9 min



Oct 12, 2025
Welcome to Fun Island
Oct 12, 2025
Oct 12, 2025
1 hr 6 min
(Originally recorded 10/2/2025)
We're closing in on episode 100. Just keep swimming.
As we started recording, episode 7 of Peacemaker was on the air and Stephe was getting pinging repeatedly on a group chat. It's ironic because Stephe doesn't have HBOMax, so he's not watching Peacemaker.
Bruce, however, is.
We discuss the subtle art of self-editing, especially in a business setting.
Bruce then proceeded to plug his new radio show, Crossroads. It airs on Mondays at 8pm CST on KWVH and streams on their apps (available wherever you get your apps.)
What else?
Lets see:
Stephe moved his office
The creation of wiggy.digs
The many lives of Jon Gries
Drugs in 1970s baseball
Sports mishaps
The upcoming SDCC presale
And, of course, we played "What's on Your Desk?"
Bruce mentioned that Stephe has a birthday coming up. Wish him a happy one if you see him.
Oct 12, 2025
1 hr 6 min



Sep 19, 2025
You Have to Google Luddite
Sep 19, 2025
Sep 19, 2025
1 hr 23 min
(Originally recorded 09/17/25)
It's always weird when we come in with an actual topic to discuss. That's what happened on this episode.
With all the recent talk about adding teams and realigning MLB, Bruce had another idea.
Spurred on by Ted Lasso and Welcome to Wrexham, he put together a plan to introduce relegation to America's favorite pasttime.
He even brought charts and graphs to make his point.
It's good news for Nashville. It's less good for Tacoma.
We also talked about Stephe's Mounjaro journey (Mounjourney?...copyright 2025 SlurpToast).
Stephe told the story of confusing a consultant with the creation of the Milk Fridge.
Of course, we played a rousing round of "What's on Your Desk?"
It's all available to entertain your ears right here right now.
Sep 19, 2025
1 hr 23 min



Sep 10, 2025
Oh So Many Pantaloon
Sep 10, 2025
Sep 10, 2025
1 hr 15 min
(originally recorded 08.27.25)
The boys are back after what has become the traditional summer hiatus.
Stephe went on vacation, to his alma mater and to take his daughter back to college. Bruce waited patiently for him to return. Then he got sick.
So, after so much time away, what did we talk about?
This:
SDCC recap
Fantastic Four
Stephe's new Pokemon obsession
The Toxic Avenger and missed oppportunities
Bruce updates his quest to watch all Jason Statham movies
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Missing the Millers
Stephe's ongoing fascination with Harry Truman
Bruce announces a new side gig
And, of course, we played "What's on Your Desk?"
Enjoy.
Sep 10, 2025
1 hr 15 min





